April 1 Edition: Comcast Moves Ahead w/TWC! Wheeler Punts, Runs! NAB Wants More! DISH Merges!

Brian Roberts summoned David Cohen to his office asking about the shot clock stall … “Screw it,” Brian told David, “let’s move ahead on Time Warner Cable without Federal Confusion Commission permission … what can they do?” “Well,” David replied, “Wheeler won’t like it; let’s just wait, we’ll get what we need.” Brian said, “Haven’t you heard? Wheeler quit! And Obama won’t have the guts ‘cause he’s got more to worry about!”