The Madison Avenue Makeover Club is an exclusive one. Want to join? If you have to ask, you’re not invited. It’s more exclusive than the Bohemian or Belizean Groves, or the Alfalfa and Yellowstone Clubs put together. Thinking about the Trilateral Commission? Bilderberg Group? They’re a piece of cake. The Makeover Club (we’re insiders, and that’s what we call it) invented the word exclusive. It’s posh, privileged, swank, ritzy, respected -- and open to the exclusive few who can qualify. It’s not for the Madison Avenue Masses or the perpetual victims of Madison Avenue Manslaughter. Membership rules are very strict. Want to know more?