The real winner of last night's Super Bowl LVII in Arizona was the person in charge of the lights at the Empire State Building. He/She dodged a literal bullet, and won't have to undergo the hysteria that took place when they turned the iconic landmark green when the Eagles secured the NFC Championship. Look, New Yorkers' reputation of being obnoxious and rude is completely overblown until it comes to anything connected to the Philadelphia Eagles, whose own fans make the obnoxious New Yorkers sports enthusiasts look like the Reese Witherspoons of fandom.
But Wait, That's Not All … The Big Winners of Super Bowl LVII
